Funny Questions To Ask 17

When you don’t know what you are doing, do it neatly.

When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

What’s the speed of dark?

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

If there is an extra small and an extra large, why arent the extra mediums?

How come glues doesnt stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!

If a Poison is already expired are you going to be killed if you drink it??

Why is it always the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that made you angry in the first place?

Can you ever get tired of sleeping?

WHY WIVES SAY TO THEIR HUSBANDS, “MAKE SURE THE MAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATH TUB DOESNT GET WET” ????

If a quiz is quizzicle what would a test be???

When you wake up in the morning you say good morning, but if you wake up in the night would you say goodnight???

If you had a bad dream in the morning would you call it a Morningmare or Nightmare???

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