Funny Questions To Ask 03

Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

On Gilligan’s Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

What do you call male ballerinas?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?

Can bald men get lice?

When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

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